Franny, think of a better name

If me and Fran would be a picture.

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Butttt

Eggplant penis

I AM A PICKLE.

If only all booth art was this fascinating.

So my time in SF (Fisherman’s wharf) last weekend was nice, obviously for the reason that its a nice city, but moreso because I missed Rome, which is a big city. But also, because its a cool place to get hungry. So we got in the car at 3pm, arrived at 4, parked, went to the Cigar shop for tobacchi, posted up on a dock watched the fog, then wandered in the haze that is Fisherman’s Wharf in search of the almighty Bubba Gump (which my friend, Phil, the birthday man, wanted). This was after having just deciding to go to BOTH Bubba Gump AND In-n-Out mind you…

After bumping around in cold crowds, we eventually got there, couldnt wait 45 minutes for food and meandered over to In-n-Out. At this point, we were all pretty hungry for obvious reasons. I was to the point that when I walked in, there was this bum standing by the door mumbling about something and I just said “No, but thank you” because I thought he was offering me his change… and I was like “Man thats cool but Im just trying to get some grub” only realizing a few minutes later that I actually just thought a bum offered me change and I declined politefully…

So then we came back and here are the spoils of that trip:

-chocolate tobacco (which I forgot and lost in In-n-Out and thus repurchased right before we left)

- random and crazy photos waiting to be developed on a shitty 4$ disposible which I bought for the group. I was proud of myself for purchasing such a valuable object.

-reminders of Rome which continually plague me, yet have gotten better after this trip

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in case SOPA takes away the internet, it’ll never take away pictures we can take of conversations being had on said internet…

Happy Friday everyone. If the world ends this year, know that I appreciate you reading this unusual but fascinating blog

Happy new bitchessss!!!

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Here, take this. It'll help you in the real world...

So every Friday, Janie and I came to agree that I would post something about my day under the title, “FRANCISCO FRIDAY” probably under the cloaked hopes that I’d regularly post things that are unusual, hilarious, deep, and awesome and all/ none of the above.

And if you dont know me (which I assume if you’re reading this, you probably know Janie which is close enough), I’m the type of person thats been called and wouldnt disagree with being known as a philosopher, an artist, a maverick, and whatever else is in my nature. So I’ll be the deeper and more rational side of the blog. But I also get lazy, like all the inspirational people throughout history have at times…

   A valid example of laziness: the writer of the caption above …

And today is one of those days, because not only am I posting this at 12:19 AM on New Year’s Eve—a Saturday—I’m also merely posting an inspirational video of a cro….well, just watch the video. If it’s the best thing to happen to you today, then should seriously consider making our blog your new homepage.

Happy New Years everyone

click here…

(or here for the moose pictured above’s retarded granddaughter) 

(I tried posting this as a video you can watch within the blog, but im not technologically savvy enough…yet. Dont worry its not a virus and wont destroy your computer; however, the same cant be said about your IQ)

The two members of this wonderful blog are thinking of adding our other friend, Christina, to this blog so she can post pictures and be funny just like us. But we don’t know if she’s reliable enough to send us daily pictures. Do you guys think we can trust her? She IS really weird. I think we will give her a try.

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